Once upon a time there was a pineapple, the most evil of evil.
then one day along came a little known water fiend named spongebob who killed the pineapple, hollowed it out and made it his home, thereby starting the events that led to his most evil show that seduces the eyes of children with bright colours and nonsense.
and I say woe is the ones that watch that show, pity be upon them, for a pale horse will track them down and trample them, and upon the horse is Death .. oh yea .. the horsies name is Binky.
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