<djahandarie> we ain`t here to do e-c-e
<djahandarie> we`re here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
<djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes
<djahandarie> while i program lines
<djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes
<djahandarie> word, son
<http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
<http402> But your dung flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
<http402> I`m tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
<http402> While Code Igniter`s got you wringing your hands.
<http402> Cut the crab rap,
<http402> Or I`ll run ettercap,
<http402> Grab your AIM chat,
<http402> N` send a PC dong-slap!
<http402> peace
<djahandarie> you`re talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
<djahandarie> while i got other plans
<djahandarie> you`re at your new job, but you can`t even do it right
<djahandarie> you just create a plight with your http rewrites
<djahandarie> i`ve been on the web since the age of three
<djahandarie> you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi
<djahandarie> respect yo` elders, dong
<http402> You`ve been webbin` since three, but still ain`t grown up,
<http402> Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.
<http402> You say you`re that old? No wonder you`re slow!
<http402> You`re knocking at the door while I run this show!
<http402> Elders my ass, you`re dung`s still in school,
<http402> Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-danged fool,
<http402> Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
<http402> Face it. I rule.
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