When my Friend and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up my car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver`s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "Its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it`s safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That`s why we ask."
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I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don`t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.
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Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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When everything`s coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane.
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