welfare

>A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
>counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I`d really
>rather have a job."
>
>The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent
>
>We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
>and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You`ll have to
>drive
>around in his Mercedes, but he`ll supply all of your clothes. Because of
>the
>long hours, meals will be provided. You`ll be expected to escort her on her
>overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her s.exual urges. You`ll
>be
>provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is
>$200,000 a year."
>
>The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You`re bullcrappin` me!"
>
>The social worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."