A Blonde`s Year in Review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it
was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels...Helllloooo!!!...bottles won`t fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle
in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on an escalator for hours...power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions...8
cups of water won`t fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn`t find a
lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming
competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they
used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm...car
swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn`t it???
October - Hate M & M`s...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions
said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs!!!
December - Couldn`t call 911..."duh"...there`s no
"eleven" button on the not-smart phone!!!
What a year!!
(some emailes are funny lol)
L
LestatOP