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accident on the trampoline

Started by hinder · 20/12/2006 · 12:05 PM · 17 replies · 0 reads
H hinderOP
OP 20/12/2006 · 12:05 PM
well i was jumping on my trampoline and i fell of the side and cut my balls and was in the hospital for a day and a half well they numed my balls and i could not piss so it got bad and i was med flighted to oklahoma city and i had to pee out of a tube that was running through the tip of my whiener i couldnt feel any thing but it still hurts when i take a tinkle ,any replys?????
D Dreamland
21/12/2006 · 04:43 PM
awww
so when your balls are cut...does anything come out
A Ansem
21/12/2006 · 08:46 AM
Pours gasoline on trap. ( expenive but worth it) lights a torch and burns his tramp.
S streetrac
21/12/2006 · 06:38 AM
yeah, doin`t take a tingle then lol
C {ching}
20/12/2006 · 09:42 PM
sorry - I had to
C {ching}
20/12/2006 · 09:39 PM
These things should come with a warning like:
"may contain nuts" or "may tear your nuts"
lol
E EPrussia
20/12/2006 · 07:53 PM
this will teach people to wear ball guards lol
C {ching}
20/12/2006 · 07:52 PM
:S
*sends his trampoline back to ebay
E EPrussia
20/12/2006 · 06:12 PM
ok that is the best dang laugh ive had in a long time sry but its hiliarious
also i know story when guy playing football match got stood on with boots think of this pain and busted the bag and balls were hanging out cant mind if one was bust or not but not a pretty site!
D DaniCalifornia
20/12/2006 · 02:12 PM
ouch.. you cut you nuts? argh... that sucks
E Exule
20/12/2006 · 01:42 PM
that sucks...
S SagacityUSRR
20/12/2006 · 01:41 PM
thanks for sharing and I`ll never look at a trampoline the same way again lol
L Lestat
20/12/2006 · 12:53 PM
...... *throws up in a bag labled "hinder`s IV"
B Blazed
20/12/2006 · 12:16 PM
not-smartity hurts

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