Aspha Miners- This race is rumored to have been created from a cloning experiment on Bill Gates gone terribly wrong. Miners make money. Lots and lots and lots of money. Unfortunately, engineers forgot to include weapons during the design of most of their ships. Miner pilots have compensated by cutting holes in the hull and sticking through shotguns, bowcasters, and whatever other implements they have at hand. The end result is ships with virtually no offensive capability and a nasty tendency to decompress at any given moment.
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