Things I LearnedFromVideoGames

Ignoring Loof`s confused comments (it`s ok Loof lol) and assuming that Hippie`s stuff is numbered after Ansem`s...

59) Everything in life is made out of food, wood, and gold.
60) Stables come full of horses.
61) The town center is the origin of all human life.
62) Motherships contain an infinite amount of new pilots.
63) Don`t mess with Janissaries.
64) No matter how many times you surrender your people will still follow you again.
65) A small army with superior weapon technology > a huge army with no technology.
66) Gold mines and silver mines both give you gold.
67) Trees are made out of wood.
68) No matter how much wood you have you can never make a tree.

oh erm video games, thought it was movies, meh lol /me hides in the corner

its ok KingHippie it doesn`t matter :)

erm stick not stack lol

51. if you notices a bomb with a counter, you will be able to stop it before it goes off
52. when frogs fall from the sky the world is perhaps not a bad place after all
53. if you are a little geeky guy, your chances of becoming succesfull are tremendous
54. if you are a bully in the schoolyard, you will become a criminal and probably a junkie
55. chicks love sensitive guys
56. guys like meg ryan (omgwtf!!)
57. aliens like rock`n`roll, but then again who doesnt
58. vampires are best killed with a stack after you`ve shoven garlic up their arse

=( we posted the same numbers =(....

41. Cardboard boxes are the ultimate in sneak technology.
42. One to three stars and you`re reletively safe. Four to six stars means you`re gonna respawn soon.
43. Ghost > Pacman. Pacman + Big Circle > Ghost
44. Humans are always the weak.
45. You can tell newbies by the phrase "How I mine for fish?"
46. World war II was a fun and exiting war, where a group of 5 american and british operatives took out thousands of nazi troops.
47. The coolest looking sword is always the weakest.
48. It doesnt matter if a grenade goes off in your hand. They only take half damage anyways, and your arm is still useable.
49. A corvette and a corvette are two completely different things.
50. The smallest, ga.yest looking gun is ALWAYS better than the rest.

41.I can take down a dragon with my bare hands
42. I can fly magically
43. I can fall of a building and get back up with nothing broken
44. I can be stab straight threw my body and still live
45. I don`t need sleep
46. A sword and a Bazooka are nice weapons when you camo
47. I can get ran over by a Fire Truck and can get back up
48. I can fight 1000 bad guys at once and still win

lmao alright.

31. Going to hell and back is nothing.
32. Going sword to machine gun is nothing.
33. Aliens can, and quite often do attack.
34. A clan of highly skilled ninjas are no match for an not-smart with a sword.
35. The CBDC are good guys in yellow. Not to be mistaken for the badguys.... who are also in yellow.
36. Do not shoot at Mario, he can kill you with a simple jump to the head.
37. If I get into a fight, I should simply flail around until i get the right combo for a fireball.
38. I can find money in tall grass.
39. There is money in abandoned barrels on the side of the road.
40. Ethers are worth more than life itself.

Ever played CS? :-D

16. Bulletproof vests also block shots to the head
17. I can blow up a car by shooting at the seats
18. If I`m ignited i won`t burn after I step out of a flame
19. No matter how much i carry i`ll run just as fast
20. I can heal any damage and anything with a health kits as good as any hospital
21. Blood wounds stop bleeding after 1 second
22. Getting shot in a body part doesn`t affect how that part works
23. A walkie talkie always comes with preset messages to send
24. Runing into stuff doesn`t damage me
25. Most people don`t need to sleep, eat, or drink
26. Blocking a hit means it will definately not damage me
27. I am always the chosen one
28. I`m allowed to blow up cars but I`m not allowed to walk out of the boundary
29. Shooting fire, electricity etc will not give me a shock or burn me
30. I don`t need to practise or train I just gotta believe in myself