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Chuck Noriss quotes

Started by TheBlueKnight · 21/10/2006 · 02:58 PM · 9 replies · 0 reads
T TheBlueKnightOP
OP 21/10/2006 · 02:58 PM
Guns don`t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris` Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn`t go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

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like the last time one of these was made if you want to make some jokes nobody minds , but this is moderated so behave and nobody gets hurt :)

Edited by Maraudian on 2006-10-21
S Spoons
22/10/2006 · 11:18 PM
Chuck Norris isn`t hung like a horse... a horse is hung like Chuck Norris
E ethereal
22/10/2006 · 11:06 PM
Sonic the hedgehog was originally a regular hedgehog that Chuck decided to eat one day. When he crabped it out it was 5 feet tall, blue, and could run at supersonic speeds.
B brown
22/10/2006 · 01:21 PM
chuck norris once ate three 72 ounce steaks in an hour, he spent the first 45 minutes having *** w/ the waitress :)

a friend of mine went CRAZY one night and found the best chuck norris stuff!
P Phrog
22/10/2006 · 02:52 AM
Jesus walks on water, Chuck Noris walks on Jesus

There is no such thing as tornados, Chuck Noris Dosn`t like trailor parks
A AlphaCentauri
22/10/2006 · 01:16 AM
People wear Super Man pajamas... Super Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas
S ShatterdDreams
22/10/2006 · 01:14 AM
chuck norris taught jesus to walk on water
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad
The boogie man checks under his bed for chuck norris
If you can see chuck norris he can see you and if you can`t see chuck norris you may only be seconds away from death
R Razgriz
21/10/2006 · 10:14 PM
the reason it rains is because god pissed his pants when chuck norris flew by
K Killer1700
21/10/2006 · 06:01 PM
Chuck Norris`s favorite drink is the bloody mary
U UberPansy
21/10/2006 · 03:09 PM
"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. "

ROFL that`s my favorite by far XD

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