NPC Goodies Blooper Reel

[NPC]Seyyit`s fleet
F.Broadsword Destroyer 487 487 0
Hercules Juggernaught 13 13 0
Strafez Queen 606 606 0
T.Kalieum Cruiser 319 0 319
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 0 1
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 0 1
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 0 1

Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
E.9675 Rocky 45
E.9674 Gas 3
C3.9673 Similare C.3 976

[NPC]Krista`s fleet
A.Aragonite Dreadnought 99 99 0
M.Lyth Dreadnought 13 4 9
P.Thor Destroyer 300 300 0
M.Epidote Destroyer 520 238 282
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 0 1
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 0 1
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 0 1
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 0 1
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 0 1

Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
E.4963 Gas 3
S.4962 Rocky 217
X.4961 Barren 88

niceplanets.exe failed to execute

We doing just regular planets now lol... here’s one.

Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
E.7718 Gas 3
X.7717 Gas 4
E.7716 Gas 4

You attacked [NPC
[NPC]Gintare`s fleet
Tiger Destroyer 1,096 1,096 0
Pike Destroyer 1,284 1,284 0
Pyth Battleship 72 72 0
D.Thresher Battleship 133 133 0
Sting Cruiser 1,005 1,005 0
D.Hammerhead Frigate 448 448 0
E.Aurora Fighter 49,035 49,035 0
Large Strafez Fodder 7,893 105 7,788
Barracuda Destroyer 712 2 710
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0

Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
S.3347 Barren 379
E.3346 Barren 355
E.3345 Oceanic 38

Nothing gonna change that face.

I feel better.... 3 hits later

[NPC]Kamon`s fleet
T.Kalieum Cruiser 29 29 0
E.Aurora Fighter 1,494 1,494 0
F.Broadsword Destroyer 44 44 0
Chimaera Starbase 2 2 0
P.Odin Frigate 212 212 0
F.Sword Destroyer 36 16 20
T.Sentouki Frigate 238 0 238
P.Zeus Cruiser 23 0 23
T.Maru Corvette 791 0 791
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0

Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
E.3083 Forest 269
E.3082 U.Spazial 2
C3.3081 Cluster Lvl 3 129,625

[NPC]Aleksander`s fleet
C.Leo Cruiser 14 14 0
Hercules Juggernaught 1 1 0
T.Maru Corvette 819 819 0
P.Odin Frigate 207 207 0
T.Kalieum Cruiser 24 24 0
T.Garuda Destroyer 42 0 42
F.Axe Frigate 225 95 130
P.Zeus Cruiser 22 0 22
Chimaera Starbase 1 0 1
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0

Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
E.3079 Rocky 123
E.3078 Marshy 160
C2.3077 Cluster Lvl 2 4,675

[NPC]Seyyit`s fleet
F.Broadsword Destroyer 655 655 0
E.Aurora Fighter 22,150 22,150 0
P.Apollo Corvette 11,075 11,075 0
Chimaera Starbase 34 34 0
Scorpion Starbase 16 13 3
T.Kalieum Cruiser 410 29 381
E.Quasar Cruiser 231 231 0
T.Garuda Destroyer 728 247 481
Tyr Dreadnought 53 17 36
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0

Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
E.9052 Forest 139
E.9051 Forest 290
E.9050 Icy 109

[NPC]Kashi`s fleet
G.Livid (r) Fighter 137 113 24
F.Sword Destroyer 1,488 1,488 0
A.Aragonite Dreadnought 340 340 0
G.Lictor Juggernaught 20 20 0
M.Epidote Destroyer 1,763 1,763 0
Strafez Queen 1,841 1,841 0
M.Lyth Dreadnought 43 14 29
M.Calcite Cruiser 949 613 336
M.Chlor Cruiser 974 352 622
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0

Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
E.0724 Oceanic 17
E.0723 Desert 254
C3.0722 Tainted C.3 1,552

Less blooper, more kinda neat

Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
E.0001 Barren 938
E.0000 Barren 83
E.9999 Rocky 114

how to make a great barren useless

[NPC]Gregorios`s fleet
E.Quasar Cruiser 363 363 0
Shark Cruiser 533 468 65
E.Aurora Fighter 33,142 33,142 0
D.Thresher Battleship 89 89 0
Pike Destroyer 849 186 663
Eel Fighter 18,055 16,964 1,091
Large Strafez Fodder 5,284 922 4,362
Ray Corvette 13,210 6,631 6,579
C.Aries Corvette 21,239 3,704 17,535
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0

Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
E.6693 Rocky 45
S.6692 Barren 1,365
X.6691 U.Fertile 2,257

Gee thanks.

[NPC]Iris`s fleet
C.Gemini Frigate 3,378 3,378 0
C.Leo Cruiser 273 273 0
Large Strafez Fodder 4,003 4,003 0
M.Alium Corvette 17,839 17,839 0
G.Lictor Juggernaught 9 2 7
M.Lyth Dreadnought 19 0 19
A.Kryo Starbase 8 0 8
A.Aragonite Dreadnought 139 0 139
M.Epidote Destroyer 747 0 747
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0

Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
E.9890 Gas 2
S.9889 Gas 8

If we`re moving past the bloopers into the realm of keepies, then this one stuck around for about a week before i plundered (before the update, so only for 1.4bil).

10:13 PM 14/11/18
You attacked [NPC]Jorge-1-1. Attack was successful !


Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
E.6488 Desert 217
C3.6487 Similare C.3 18,000

[NPC]Gheorghe`s fleet
P.Thor Destroyer 48 39 9
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 1 0
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 0 1
Light fighter-drone Fighter 1 0 1

Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
E.7771 Balanced 534
E.7770 Marshy 79
C1.7769 Cluster Lvl 1 5,625

Not bad. Definitely kept that one.

It`s getting better....

Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
E.6122 Marshy 56
X.6121 U.Rich 11

🙄

Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
E.6114 Marshy 105
E.6113 Forest 286
E.6112 U.Fertile 581

Oh dear...

My X. Rich brings all the boys to the yard.

Colonies Captured
Name Type Land Size
X.1685 U.Rich 2
E.1684 Icy 63
E.1683 Gas 5

Look at the large what server renren