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ZOMG WHY?!

Archived Started by BLARG · 09/10/2009 · 07:14 AM · 2 replies · 1 read
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B BLARGOP
Why exactly is it, that I come back after 2 or 3 years, I dunno how long it`s been, maybe a couple of months, afterall I`m an alcoholic, and I`m not showered with free things. I guess ultimately my question is: Where the heck is my mountain of free things?

Also, who ran off my buddy Lothor? I want to send some offensive PMs to said person. Probably stephen though so no point in that.

Why the 2000 character limit also? That`s a lot of characters, I mean, I`ve been rambling on for going on 5 minutes now and I just barely cleared 500 characters. Is 2000 ever really necessary? That would be like a short essay. I feel almost bad leaving those characters unused though. I suppose I could just keep typing about whatever.

My finger kind of hurts right now because I just got done grilling/eating some steaks, in that order, I`m no fool, and the lid closed on my finger. Trapping my finger in the tight grasp of angry flames. Not a pleasant experience in the least. I was able to make a hasty rescue of my little finger, but not before some minor injuries occured. It`s in quite a bit of pain, and does indeed make typing quite difficult as you might suspect. It`s like the tip part of the finger, and my right index finger, one of my most used in typing. That makes filling all 2000 of these characters that much more difficult.

It doesn`t matter though, not like anyone`s going to read this. I wouldn`t. Heck I didn`t read any of them while I was a guide, moderator, or admin. Heck, I didn`t really do a lot over-all. In retrospect, I was a horrible choice for a position of responsibility. Still am. But what does that say about management? Making me, an alcoholic, massochistic, pothead, trigger happy, maniac an admin. Pretty not-smartic on their part don`t you think? I blame society.

Well, with less than 200 characters left I suppose my query is coming to an end. So I`ll just finish up by re-iterating my original question. WHERE THE HECK IS MY FREE STUFF AT?!?!?
B BLARGOP
And what the heck? I can reply to my own topic with yet another 2000 characters? This is just abusive use of server space. Granted it doesn`t take up that much space, but imagine if everyone on the game were to do this once a day. It would be a rediculous flood of data. Not to mention, I really don`t like typing 2000 characters everytime I respond to something, but they`re there! Not using them would be such a waste. I mean, think of all the starving children everywhere that don`t get any characters? And here we are just throwing away thousands of them everytime we just send a one line reply or comment. Rediculous I say!

I mean, you think I have all the free time in the world that I can just sit here and type out 2000 characters everytime I pop a window open? Well I do, but that`s not at all the point. I could be using that time for more important things. Like rolling a joint or drinking some vodka. You know, real important ground breaking stuff. Right now I`m hard pressed to fill this out to the best of my abilities. When instead I could be enjoying the smooth rich taste of a nice single malt scotch. How dare you sirs and madaams, how dare you.

I`m not sure what the point of this reply is supposed to be, but I`ll tell you one thing... one thing indeed... See, I already forgot my point? Who can stay on subject for 2000 characters? No one that`s who. Especially not some drunken fool who gets on the internet by yelling at his computer monitor until it works miraculously. Not that that`s me or anything... I mean, not that there`s anything wrong with that, but I don`t do it, clearly I know how to operate the fancy picture box on the desk here. WHY WOULDN`T I?!

See there, 2000 characters and you I`m already stressed out and on the edge. This is just an unacceptable amount of characters. I demand that retribution in the form of a 40 year old scotch be sent my way. I prefer Laphroaig brand name if you please.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
M Maraudian
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welcome back :D

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