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Trav UW Slow

Started by FrozenFlame · 20/05/2013 · 02:15 PM · 89 replies · 3 reads
F FrozenFlameOP
Travvivian`s fleet
Small Strafez Fodder 69,766 51,016 18,750
Pyth Battleship 170 126 44
Large Strafez Fodder 16,000 3,686 12,314
Pike Destroyer 1,931 0 1,931
Shark Cruiser 1,150 3 1,147
Tiger Destroyer 126 11 115
Sting Cruiser 80 22 58
Barracuda Destroyer 42 9 33
D.Angel Battleship 3 1 2
Eel Fighter 1,200 224 976
T Travvivian
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he`s sad?



His mummy!
T Travvivian
Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, I just lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I`m positive!"
T Travvivian
What`s brown and sticky?



A stick!
T Travvivian
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?



Fo` drizzle!
T Travvivian
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?



He had no body to go with him!
T Travvivian
A baby seal walks into a club...
T Travvivian
What`s it called when you lend money to a bison?



A BUFFA-LOAN!
R Ragnarok
Trav, I hate to break it to you like this, but that was a hippo, not my mom.

I`m so sorry you had to find out like this. It was a really, really "wild night" from what I heard. xD
T Travvivian
Is that what that was? Well heII, I couldn`t have asked for a better retirement gift. You guys know me so well.

*Wipes away a single tear*
A AlphaCentauri
instead of sending trav to a retirement home, we`re attaching a nuke to his chest and pushing him into oncoming traffic
T Travvivian
So one day a neutron walks into a bar. He asked the bartender " how much for a drink?" The bar tender replies " for you my good sir, it`s no charge!
T Travvivian
One day, wut? Ya know, back in my day, we used the position of the sun to make mathematical calculations. It was a bit more accurate than whatever methods you`re using!


I dunno, your mother seemed to think I was quite skilled! Ohhhhhh, bbbbuuuuuurrrrrn.



Right? That was a burn? Guys?
R Ragnarok
It appears you used a big kho shield on me too AC!! I`m flattered!! :D

11 Rares used on myself so far. :P
R Ragnarok
Isn`t it time to take your meds again Trav? You know it`s that time when you start indescriminently calling everyone younger than you (even by 1 day) a "nub", regardless of actual skill level in relation to your own. :P
T Travvivian
<3

Yep, Sorry Rag. You`re interfering with my walker!
A AlphaCentauri
lol go go trav!!! sorry rag, trav is retiring, we need to send him of M|K style :D
R Ragnarok
I got a kho shield used on me too!! :D Anyone wanting me to use my superb fighting skillz against this joker, break the kho shield and give me some turnz!! :P

It ain`t hard to take down this joker, he has to fight for them borderz, so clear the low ranks first and then focus on the smarty pants maru. :P
R Ragnarok
Sweet!!! -400 turns used on me by AC himself!! W00t!!! A victory and a half for making them waste artifact resources on me!!! :D
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