best dry jokes

all viral ships are named after comets, it`s just that two of those comets happened to be named after mythological Greek creatures

Apparently the Viral 106 is obsessed with Greek mythology and and small round cometlike objects and planetesimals.
You`d think they`d have better taste and name their ship classes after...well...diseases. but lo, two are Greek mythological beings and two are comets... Dusty old dingy comets...

Terrans? We are awesome. We have Thor and Hercules and Zeus and Apollo and all these strong peoples.

Collectives have wooden ships from terrans old sailing days...

Miners tried to copy guardians who...

Love rocks. Shiny pretty rocks.

I intended to start this with a quip about marauders... I`ve apparently just ended it instead.

How many guardians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

In soviet marauder land guardians ARE the lightbulbs

What did the terran say to the viral who kept climbing on his dreadnauts?

You`re gettin on my nirvs...

Haha i was trying to think of A.Miner joke but that one is good :) took me a min to get it :)

Why do starbases not have bar`s in them?

they were invented by a.miner

lmao thats good ;D i made a racist gc joke :P