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Started by DraconianParadise · 05/04/2012 · 06:00 AM · 16 replies · 0 reads
D DraconianParadiseOP
haha made you look

Nothing to do with the fed on RT

Everyone seems so serious on the forum

if you would like to follow my whimsy, take a chance hear to post:-

A) a humourous anecdote
B) a joke
C) the highlight of your week
D) Any blend of the above, or just some general light hearted merriment

Personally i like comedy readying

DP

I Choose B)

Why did the little boy fall off the swing ?

....

Because i kicked him in the face ! XD
I IuztheEvil
I don`t pass judgement on the technique...and if it worked in the Sixth Sense, who can blame him for going back over and over again to it....
A Apollo
if M Night Shyamalan stopped trying to add a twist ending to every movie... maybe he wouldnt make bad movies
I IuztheEvil
So, these two kids are arguing about which one`s mother makes the best pies. They decide the best thing to do is to go home, steal the pie that`s being made for diner, and bring it back to the park to sample both and settle this once and for all. They both dash off, and being competitive, they reach home around the same time and are frantically making their way back towards the park. They spot each other, each on the same side of the street and approaching the crossing to the park. They start to run faster and, in a final burst of competitive frenzy, dash across the street at the same time, all the while carting around two tasty pies. As they are just about to reach the other side of the street, they are both mowed down by a city bus, each having their abdomen split and the contents of their guts spread across the road. The driver turned out to be an alien who was evaluating our species and had been convinced to try a quite nice blend of coke and PCP for the first time....

TL; DR: M Night Shyamalan`ed were ye
A Apollo
whats brown and sticky?


a stick.
W WhatIsTheMatrix
Why didn`t the cab driver stop for the old lady?

Because it wasn`t fare
D DraconianParadiseOP
PIE!

Not very many vets left who have not sampled the AAOP`s pubs pie`s haha

Why did the little girl fall off her bike ?

Because i threw a fridge at her
R Raistilin
Gradual, You know it`s nice to share :)
B badpenny
Husband asks wife if men have better judgement than women. She says, of course they do. After all, you married me and I married you.
G GradualIncline
You got me DraconianParadise, lol, and I`ll stick to my wife`s pies, they taste better than the pub pies :P The rest of the fed can enjoy your pies. I`m not sharing :P Well, maybe with BW...and Raist...and her brother...but no one else! I think...
W WhatIsTheMatrix
we so laid back in dis club, yo we all jus gone pass da bowl around and eat some o yor pies. We got plenty o MILK ova hear too
BadWolf
speaking on behalf of SB.. i have one thing to say

The pies are now property of SB.. As such they will be split among the members of SB and eaten in front of the members of AAoP and no compensation will be given!
D DraconianParadiseOP
rofl

BW i was waiting for that haha

< insert rant at serious business>

<full of admins blahblahblah>

<obvious cheating etc>

In fact at AAOP we had several pies stolen from our pub fridge and we suspect SB hackers O_o

We demand compensation !
A Apollo
"Like" my status if you were fooled by the the title...... oh wait
BadWolf
you would mention my fed to get views.. >.>

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