Twitter

Hmm, and here I thought I could live in Australia to seek refuge from the world. Darn

Almost as bad as the Dropbear pandemic of `08. It`s horrible.

i hear rumors that the internet is pretty bad in Australia

The internet man...it`s this global thing where people share stuff instantly. Kind of like an old phone, but you can talk to hundreds of thousands of people all at once and find out alot of totally useless information and waste hours of your life hunting down something so inane and silly that when you find it you think `I spent 3 hours looking for that?`

You forgot hide your husbands Aba, yo ... just a little question Aba, how the hell has that caught on in Australia?

And a fire truck ;)

Time travel. Cheap to run really, blood of kittens and all that..

da gobernmint done give me my welfare check n my crazy chek! Iz is rich yo! I loves me dat gobenrment! <---- my neighbors from the other side of the town I live in. They live in a dump thats falling apart but all 7 members of their family own brand new Cadillacs...

he`s climbin in your windows
he`s snatchin your people up
tryna **** em so y`all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife

Or you know... follow him on the street

If I sign up to twitter it means I cannot advertise my sales of enriched uranium to corrupt regimes and my drug smuggling operations. That and the censoring stuff...

Or you know, follow him on facebook

Yeah I dont use twitter because I`m friends of Al-Quesadilla

the government is watching what people tweet looking for potential terrorists...

Or you know.. don`t follow him -^

i dont use twitter, and now that they are censoring tweets i dont plan on signing up