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New Years Resolutions!! :O

Started by GhostofJ · 23/12/2011 · 02:12 AM · 28 replies · 1 read

G GhostofJOP

OP 23/12/2011 · 02:12 AM #1

Since 2011 is almost over, we at gamestotal staff HQ have decided to encourage people to at least have new years resolutions. You can post them here or pm either me or wicca your new years resolutions. Everyone that does will receive some sort of prize, the funnier the better ;)

prizes subject to the whimsical whims of our vainglorious overlord, the wiccymonster.

Thanks to our overlord`s hectic schedule..crushing dreams, hoarding treasures, generally ruling with iron fists of wiccydoom..prizes will not be given until January 3rd at the earliest.

Thread closed by wiccawilow on 2012-01-13 09:28 PM

F fortythree

23/12/2011 · 05:09 AM #9

My resolution is to stop making not-smart resolutions which are impossible to keep.

15 regs given :)

Edited by wiccawilow on 2012-01-13

A AlphaCentauri

23/12/2011 · 04:57 AM #8

i apologize moops, that was not very professional

S Slavyzz

23/12/2011 · 04:55 AM #7

New Years resolutions in descending order beginning with most important:
make this post in an attempt to procure prize
attend therapy to come to terms with the fact that I am whoring my very resolve for free stuff
hide the fact that I am going to therapy from family and friends
make friends to accomplish previous resolution
take some time next year to form better resolutions
realize during therapy that I have bad resolutions because of my inability to make goals
subconsciously think of soccer (or futbol) when see or hear the word "goals"
subconsciously say "gooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaal!" in announcer voice
consider how awesome my subconscious anouncer voice is
attempt it in real life
conceal disappointment
get back on topic
realize the topic was pretty whimsical to begin with
run with it anyways
recycle used batteries

25 regs given :)

Edited by wiccawilow on 2012-01-13

C Crack

23/12/2011 · 04:34 AM #6

1stly i thought i saw the back of ghost.ofj..

2nd its christmas or xmas whatsoever we call it, lets drink drunk and be merry (except for me, d.ang ferry corsten spinning at my workplace) for next year its gonna be end of the world..

3rd and most important.. i pity the d.ang donkeys..

15 regs given :)

Edited by wiccawilow on 2012-01-13

A AshyLarry

23/12/2011 · 04:27 AM #5

fap fap fap fap fap

M Moops

23/12/2011 · 04:24 AM #4

to stop visiting the forum and thus subjecting myself to posts like AC`s :(

15 regs given :)

Edited by wiccawilow on 2012-01-13

A AlphaCentauri

23/12/2011 · 03:49 AM #3

to stop masturbating to pictures of DraconianParadise

D DraconianParadise

23/12/2011 · 02:33 AM #2

hmmm

standard resolution of the new year: give up smoking

will get back to you with some funnier ones

The one that comes briefly to mind, is stop undressing every donkey i see with my eyes =-D

15 regs given :)

Edited by wiccawilow on 2012-01-13

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