Dunno who it was, but whoever it was that posted it, I just have one thing to say:
*does his best impersonation of Dr Evil as if he were working for a sweepstakes company*
"Congratuations! You have just been paid *dramatic pause* TWO MILLION DOLLARS!!!!"
*Evil minion whispers something in his ear while world leaders laugh in the background*
"Sorry. *dramatic pause* TWO BILLION DOLLARS!!!"
*Gasps abound as the "winner", likely a guard empire, jumps around in hysterics*
xD
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